Juliet Wakes Up:
Juliet wakes up and discovers Romeo has poisoned himself. She's about to kill herself in despair, except... instead she panics and stabs his dead body. Her cousin Rosaline (Romeo's ex) and Willow (the apothecary's apprentice) are covering up their own contributions to Romeo's death. So when the somehow-still-not-dead Romeo stumbles in, Juliet has to make a decision: will she try to save her husband? Or will she make sure he's really dead so they can all start new lives on the run?
After Hereafter:
The Weird Sisters just heard about the fallout of their “shalt be king hereafter” prophecy. Macbeth is dead, Scotland is in ruins, etc. The three of them react differently to this news: Verity wants to change their ways and deliver more uplifting prophecies. Elmgard wants to continue their tradition of passing on Hecate’s prophecies from the anachronistic fax machine in their cave. And Lenny wants to go rogue and deliver the bloodiest prophecies possible. Which of the witches is fated to get her way? And does fate have anything to do with it, anyway?
Iago’s Daughter:
After Abby’s father Iago has ruined literally everything by creating an insidious handkerchief plot–and oh yeah, murdering Abby’s mom–Abby is sent to a nunnery to work in the chores alley. Which is fine, because she’s done laundry before and she’ll do it again. Until Brittany, a noble daughter looking to escape, shows up–and she’s Desdemona’s cousin. Brittany aims to convince Abby to run away with her… on horses named Middleton and Staffordshire? Abby tells Brittany she’s staying, and, finally believing someone might actually want to be her friend, convinces her to stay.
The Revenge of Gertrude:
It's the end of Hamlet, and no one's dead except Claudius. Gertrude swapped out Laertes's poison for honey, and she's just about done with all these dumb boys and their plans. Fortinbras attempts to claim the throne, but starts crying when he realizes everyone is alive and he doesn't get to be king of Denmark. Who will be king? Gertrude waits to see if anyone will remember the kingdom has a queen. They don't. She poisons them all again--this time with a sleeping potion--so they can accept her rule from the dungeons. Except a furious Ophelia and her band of warrior maidens storm the throne room, demanding justice for Polonius' death (like Laertes originally wanted to--remember?). (Did you really think Ophelia drowned in a creek you can stand up in?!?) Ophelia only gets more furious upon seeing her brother lying there unconscious. Ophelia and Gertrude swordfight. Gertrude works in edgewise that she didn't actually kill Laertes and he's only sleeping. Admiring each other's sword skills, Ophelia and Gertrude decide to leave the kingdom to its own mess and go become pirates. Ophelia will come back to duel Hamlet when he's awake, but for now... the high seas await.
Optional ending scene:
The witches make a new prophecy, one they invent themselves. They imagine a world where they have true power, and where young women are free to rule, form true friendships, terrorize the oceans, and cute stuff like that. Juliet, Willow, and Rosaline are on their way to Venice, having dumped Romeo’s body in a lake. Their ship is boarded by Gertrude and Ophelia’s band of pirates. When Juliet confesses to killing Romeo, Gertrude and Ophelia invite the trio to join their band. They accept. And the prophecy comes true.
